I BELIEVE..........
Politics
...that
I hate Democrats.
...that
I hate Republicans.
...that
Americans should stop voting for political parties and start voting for
the person.
...that
Americans should vote for things that will affect their lives (taxes,
education, health care, crime, immigration, national security) instead of
things that will most likely never affect them (gay marriage, abortion).
...that
both Senators and Representatives (both State and U.S.)
should have
term limits.
...that
we should have Unicameral Legislatures at both the State and Federal
levels.
...that
Senators and Representatives should vote on bills according to what
their constituents believe instead of people electing someone based on what
they believe.
...that
Bill Clinton was wrongly impeached.
...that
the President should have the power of the Line Item Veto.
...that
TV/Radio/Print campaign ads should only be allowed from January 1st
until the general election the same year.
...that
the word “newspaper” should be outlawed. Instead, we should call
them what they are—Propaganda Papers! Sad, but tabloids now have
more accurate and unbias reporting!!!
...that
newspapers shouldn’t endorse any party/candidate. I believe they
should just report the news.
...that
you cannot be a Republican and still endorse welfare programs.
...that
if you’ve ever driven drunk, crashed into the ocean, watched your date
drown, and then lied about it, you should never have the balls to critique
someone’s morals.
...that
all citizens should vote. On second thought, all citizens are stupid—
forget voting.
...that
party primaries and caucuses should all be held on the same day. Then
either the top two from each party “advance” to the party conventions or
that the winners are the ones that go on the ballots. That way states that
have their primaries last have the opportunity to make an impact, and then
we don’t get stuck with people we'd rather not have (like John McCain).
Religion
...in
the complete separation of Church and State.
...that
nobody should force their religious beliefs on me through legislation.
...that
if you want your children to pray, do it at home or in church with them,
instead of expecting the school to do it.
...that
the Pope is NOT God, so people shouldn’t treat him as such. He is
the leader of the Holy Catholic Church.
...that
I am anti-abortion, but I’m pro-choice.
...that
you cannot be pro-life and advocate the death penalty. Just call
yourself “anti-abortion.”
...that
it doesn’t make any sense to call yourself pro-life and then kill people
when you bomb the abortion clinic.
...in
the death penalty.
...that
two gay people should be able to get married—I don’t believe it affects
me in any way.
...that
if marriage is a sacred, religious event, atheist’s shouldn’t be allowed to
get married.
...that
if marriage is a sacred, religious event, then people shouldn’t be
allowed to get married by a Justice-of-the-Peace at the courthouse.
...that if marriage is a sacred, religious event, then Las Vegas
wedding
chapels should
be closed and declared illegal.
...that
since our country was founded on the separation of Church and State,
you shouldn’t need a government license to get married.
...that the phrase “In God We Trust” should be removed
from all U.S.
monies.
...that
radical Christians are just as threatening as radical Muslims.
...that
the 10 Commandments should NOT be allowed at any government
building.
...that
the Bible was “edited” and certain books/testimony not published.
...that
we should have stem cell research.
...that
when someone has been brain-dead for 20 years, it’s okay for her
husband to pull the plug without a church or politician poking their nose
where it doesn’t belong.
Economics/Taxes
...that
we should eliminate the income tax and go with a flat tax or sales tax
based system.
...George
W. Bush spent money like a Democrat.
...that
the IRS needs to be eliminated or seriously overhauled. Eliminating is
cheaper.
...that
a hot dog and a pop at a Major League Baseball game should cost $5
or less.
...that
I work hard for my money and I don't want democrats, or any politician
taking it and giving it to someone that doesn't work at all!
Education
...that
schools should be run like businesses, with CEO’s, instead of
government institutions.
...that
public funding should go to private schools.
...that
schools should all be built the same way; a box with interior walls, not
like some architectural palace.
...that
children should be allowed to talk in the hallways at school. They are
kids, not prisoners.
...that
parents should be responsible for their children’s education.
...that
if you don’t know what year the War of 1812 occurred, you shouldn’t
be allowed to graduate.
...that if you don’t know the name of the Vice President
of the U.S., you
shouldn’t be allowed to graduate.
...that
if you cannot correctly answer this question -- A customer’s bill totals
75¢. The customer gives you a $1 bill.
How much change should you give
the customer? – you should not be allowed to graduate.
...that
if you say “ax you a question” instead of “ask you a question” you
should NOT get a diploma, and you should be forced to pay back the
school/tax payers for your entire K-12 education costs.
...that
instructors at colleges and universities should treat you like a customer,
not students to be talked down to. I won't be "lectured" by anybody.
Energy
...that
ethanol and E85 are not the answer.
...that
we should drill for oil in the Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge (no, that
isn’t a permanent solution either).
...that
we shouldn’t export oil and then import it again (but I know its a world
market and that is how it works).
...that
global warming isn’t a man-made problem, but a cycle the Earth goes
through over thousands of years.
...that
the Earth moves closer to and farther away from the sun over those
same thousands of years, causing the temperature changes.
...that we should drill for our own oil in America!
...that
the fluorescent light bulb is a scam. It is more expensive to buy and
then you have to pay to recycle it!
...that
if you don’t want lead and mercury in your home, you shouldn’t use
fluorescent light bulbs!
...that
if you want a real replacement for the incandescent bulb, go with
LED’s.
...that
global warming is a scam!
...that
you shouldn’t correct me by saying “it isn’t called global warming, it is
climate change.” Eat s**t!
...that
people that think that Al Gore is a saint for buying carbon credits, are
real morons. Yeah, he buys them from a company that he owns. What a
saint.
...that
we need to build more oil refineries in this country (it isn't all about
drilling).
...that
we need more nuclear power plants in this country.
...that
most waste from nuclear power plants can be recycled and reused.
Immigration
...that
we must control immigration.
...that
illegal immigrants have no civil rights in our country.
...that
illegal immigrants shouldn’t be able to get an American driver’s license.
...that
illegal immigrants shouldn’t be able to get any government
aid/assistance.
...that
if you want to make a dent in the illegal immigration problem, the INS
should go to these immigrant protests/rallies and start arresting/shooting
them.
...that
we should put armed soldiers on the border.
...that if you try to cross the border illegally, you should be
shot. Do you
think that people from Syria
can just sneak across the border of Israel
and get away
with it? How about North Korea?
...that
American citizens on the border can shoot illegal trespassers until the
problem is under control.
Crime
...that
sexual predators should be put to death.
...that
women convicted of a sex crime should get the same punishment as
men convicted of the same crime.
...that
prostitution should be legal.
...that
our country needs some form of gun control (I didn’t say take all guns
away).
...that
you should be allowed to shoot someone for breaking into your house
and not get sued.
...that
drunk driving should be a felony.
...that
on your FIRST conviction of driving drunk, you get a mandatory
sentence of 30 days in jail, a $10,000 fine, and you forfeit the car being
driven. Now that would help deter drunk driving!!!
...that
police officers should be paid more.
...that
police officers should be really pissed off at prosecutors and judges for
an excessive amount of plea bargains, instead of making a statement to
criminals.
...that
most judges misuse/abuse their power/authority and SHOULDN’T be
treated as God-like figures.
...that
we lost the War on Drugs.
...that
the reason there are a larger percentage of blacks in jail than whites, is
because more blacks commit crimes (no doubt related to being in the
lower-class of our economy, but that doesn't allow you to steal from
me!).
...that
suicide should be legal. It is the only crime punishable if attempted but
not punishable when committed.
...that
assisted suicide should be legal and that Dr. Kavorkian shouldn’t have
been sent to prison.
Foreign Policy/Terrorism
...that
the TSA and other government agencies should use racial profiling.
...that we should NOT have gone to war with Iraq.
...that now that we are in Iraq,
we cannot leave.
...that
the Patriot Act is a complete violation of the Constitution.
...that if we do pull out of Iraq
now, we will be in more danger than ever
before.
At least with Saddam, we knew what we had.
...that
if Bill Clinton had done something after, 1) the bombing of the WTC in
1993, 2) the terrorist attack on the USS Cole, and 3) the attack on U.S.
troops in Somalia, that 9/11 MAY not
have happened.
...that
we need to "thin the herd" by exterminating anyone that thinks that the
U.S. had something to do with 9/11.
...that
if you believe that 9/11 was a hoax because "steel doesn't melt at that
temperature," you should learn how steel is made.
...that
we should maintain international interests, but stop trying to shove our
democracy and culture down the throats of other world countries.
...that other countries don’t just hate us for our support
of Israel, but
because we try to impose our ways on them.
...that
the United Nations should be blown up.
...that
we should not give the U.N. another dime.
...that
anyone that spits on an American soldier for serving in a war, should be
killed immediately.
...that
American ports should be controlled by Americans.
Racism
...that
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are doing more harm to Blacks than
they do good.
...that
affirmative action is racist.
...that
the only people that should call themselves African-American, are
people that have come to America
from Africa.
...that
lower class citizens should take responsibility for their own lives instead
of expecting the government to hold their hand and give them everything.
...that
just because I'm white and you don't like what I say, it doesn't make
me a racist.
Misc.
...that this country needs population control like China.
...that
you should have to get a license to have a baby. Licenses are needed
for: marriage, driving, hunting, fishing, building, teaching, practicing law,
practicing medicine, stock brokerage, selling houses, serving food, running
a business, and lighting a pile of leaves on fire. Why not birthing?
...that leaders of companies that are screwing employees out of
their
pensions and retirement funds, should be electrocuted.
...that
the NRA and it’s followers are extremists. Like Jesse Jackson, what
they do for their cause hurts more than it helps.
...that
what the state and federal governments are doing to tobacco
companies is extortion.
...that
you should be able to smoke in bars.
...that
new houses look stupid with the septic tank above ground (with a big
lump in the middle of the yard). Oh yeah, it also freezes up there!
...that
telemarketing should be illegal.
...that
every American should volunteer at least one day per year.
...that
if your dog craps in my yard, that I should be allowed to throw that
crap in your face.
...that “movie stars,” “rock stars,” and
“Hollywood types” should just
shut-up and entertain me. I
don’t care what you believe in.
...that
eminent domain has been terribly abused.
...that
every time a tree is cut down, another should be planted.
...that
marijuana should NOT be legalized.
...that
people that protest in front of any capitol should get a job. Hey hey, ho
ho, you jobless bastards got to go, hey hey, ho ho!
...that
if you’ve ever congratulated someone for being clean and sober for any
amount of time, you should go f**k yourself. I’ve been clean and sober
for
36 years, and nobody has ever congratulated me!
...that
if you live or build in a city below sea-level (and on the shore) and a
hurricane destroys your life, you need to shut-up and deal with it.
...that
if you’re told to evacuate before a hurricane strikes, and you don’t
leave, don’t you dare criticize anyone for not coming to your rescue in a
timely manner. If you have to steal one of those city buses that just sat
there, then do it. And don't tell me that stealing is wrong. It didn't stop
you from stealing and looting afterwards!
...that George W. Bush had nothing to do with hurricane Katrina
or the
World
Trade Center.
...that
the hurricane coverage of an insurance policy should include the
flooding that is caused by the hurricane.
...that
the ACLU should be blown up.
...that
if you sue a fast food restaurant because you are fat, lazy, irresponsible,
and stupid, you should be viciously soddomized with a baseball bat.
...that
Barry Bonds used steroids.
...that
Northwest Airlines should be told where to "park" their planes.
...that
if you leave your child in the car on a hot day, that you should go to the
gas chamber.
...AOL
cost too much.
...that
people should just mind their own f*****g business!
...that
there is no such thing as “hate speech.” If you don’t like
that comes out
of my mouth, tough beans—don’t listen.
